Wrong Thing, Right Time

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Nobody I know......'Nuff said.


Well she stood with her back to the mirror
And she turned and she looked to her rear
And the words that she needed to hear
Ain’t what I said

She said “Does this dress make my butt look fat?
So I reached round and I gave it a pat
I said “ No Dear….. I don’t think it’s that
I’d say the dress is just fine

I said the wrong thing at just the right time
Now I’m in the dogs house but the dog is in mine
I said the first thing that came to my mind
I said the wrong thing at just the right time

Got pulled over I was usin’ my phone
Doin’ eighty in a con struck shun zone
N’ he asked me how fast I was goin’
I said “ If you don’t know I aint gonna tell ya

He made me get out and walk a straight line
I tripped and fell but I said I was fine
I said “ I mighta just drank too much wine”
He said “Boy, Do you think you’re funny?”

Well her girlfriend came over to visit a bit
n I thought she might like a nice place to sit
but our couch was all covered with my old ladys stuff
so I offered up my recliner

Well she smiled and she said “No thank you” (and I said)
“Well you should” and “When’s that baby due” (and she said)
“I ain’t pregnant” she sure had me fooled
I said ‘’Well I hope…you’re wrong”


from The Rooster Tales, released April 12, 2015
Kenneth L Hall 2013 © ℗


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kenny lee hall Saint Charles, Missouri

Kenny Lee Hall is a Missouri native writing songs that just make you smile, shake your head a bit, then smile bigger. A wordsmith for sure.

Kenny Lee is currently working on his 2nd CD and doing local shows in the St. Louis area. The shows and songs are lot’s of fun and always draw folks in who didn’t know they were going out to have their loads lightened a bit.
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